“Because you’re my child and you will wear what I TELL YOU TO WEAR DAMMIT!” *folds arms in defeat*
Just because we acknowledge that this is the cutest, most diminutive Stormtrooper we’ve ever seen, doesn’t mean we have to accept it. Or does it? I don’t know, I’m no philosophy major. But I think you already deduced that based on the fact that I have a job. But anyway, HEY, yeah, tiny Stormtrooper! Can we keep him?!