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Batman Car Seat Wraps Your Toddler In The Dark Knight’s Cape

Being raised by wolves myself, I naturally felt a kinship with a superhero who spent a large majority of his time in a cave. My adopted wolf parents weren't too keen on my mental love affair with a "dirty bat." They forbade it. But a quick mention of "You're not my real Dad!" put them in their place

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The Evolution of Batman

Since the debut of Batman on screen in 1943, the Caped Crusader has gone through transformation after transformation, costume change after costume change, some more subtle than others. When looked at in their entire scope, the changes over the years have essentially made the Batman a new person altogether. From the Batsuit’s days of thin spandex-like material, more akin to ...

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Foreskin Man to the Rescue

Saving babies from the evil grasps of mohels and lunatics and mohel lunatics, Foreskin Man has one and only goal in mine, eliminate circumcisions and those who perform them. Frustrated by societys failure to protect its most vulnerable citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the fight agains male genital mutilation. Aided by the power of his technologically advanced plasma boots, ...

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Flash Mask Upgrades Your Reflexes to That of a Moderately Athletic Sloth

Much like an oft-quoted line from one of my favorite Adam Sandler films: “Get in the Flashk!” Fine, so we didn’t exactly deliver the Flash Mask to you guys at a very convenient time. But hey, you’ll be totally prepared next year. While Steve Jobs might not show you any respect (He’s automatically going to think you’re slow and past ...

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Go Away! Batman Needs Some Personal Time

Enough is enough already. Can’t a superhero dressed in a Batsuit get a little privacy around here. Handle it yourself Gotham! The game is on! I’m not positive, but I think this means he’s not coming. Link [via]

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Iron Man Arc Reactor Tattoo

What sort of extreme measures would you be willing to go through in order to resemble Iron Man? Would you go as far as branding yourself with a tattoo? This Arc Reactor tattoo proves that there’s more to you then just muscle and bones. Is there a superhero in the house? Link [via]

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Spidercow: A Victim of Bovine Intervention

Spidercow has made its presence known wherever there is a need for bovine intervention. Specifically, Athens and London. Finally, a superhero dedicated to the cause of animals rights. PETA will be thrilled. Maybe they’ll slaughter a litter of puppies in celebration.

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Spider-Man Backpack

Sort of like Yoda and Luke, but spiderier. Because who hasn’t dreamed of enslaving Spider-Man and wearing him on your back. Does this make us a super villain? At least a little bit? Link [via]

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