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We’re Still Working on the Whole Potty Training Thing

We’ve tried professional training, pee-pee pads, even refinishing. Nothing has worked. I guess it’s true what they say. Old tables can’t learn new tricks. For $2920, you too can have the privilege of seeing a table simulate the act of pissing all over your floor. Link [via]

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Peeing USB Wee Man Wants To Go Number One All Over You

Hey, at least he isn’t pooping. This is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. You plug it in. He pisses. End quote. Oh, and you don’t even need a USB port. Batteries are also fine for some authentic pissing action. Thanks so much Thanko for another irreplaceable and essential gadget. What would we do without you. Link [via]

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Astronauts Love Drinking Recycled Urine

In a move that should come as no surprise, NASA has completed its installation of a urine-to-water recycling system aboard the International Space Station. To celebrate, the crew of the ISS stuck some straws in funky-looking bags of the liquid and drank up. Some claim that the recycled piss is actually cleaner than most tap water on Earth, but I ...

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