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Milk Crate Monster Attacks Melbourne

Australian dairy cows are in a panic after learning of several Milk Crate Men roaming the city of Melbourne. These Crate Men are considered armed (in fact they have two of them) and dangerous (at least if you’re lactose intolerant). If you see one of these Crate Men please heed caution and keep your Oreos hidden.

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DIY Crab Pots

If you’ve ever seen Deadliest Catch, you know crabbing is no bullshit. Raw, powerful and extremely itchy, crabs are ready to claw your nose off before they make it to a pot full of boiling water. If you buy crabs from the market, that’s great and all. But what about catching your own? Kevin Kelly posts these DIY crab pots ...

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