Tag Archives: influenza

INFLU Flu-Collector Mask Encourages H1N1 Infection

Contracting the H1N1 swine flu virus seems inevitable. I’m not one to play God, but I like to be in control of all situations. In other words, I’d rather infect myself with the swine flu and know when I’m going to be infected than have the virus spring up on me unawares. The INFLU Mask increases the chance of getting ...

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Cuddling Up with Some Adorable H1N1

Aww, it’s so… *cough, phlegm* so… *snort, sniff* so… *eyes roll back in head* adorable *faints*. The perfect excuse for staying home from school for a few days. “Look, Mom, I swear, I have Swine Flu! Just looooook!” The H1N1 Plushy proves to the world that you’re ailing from one nasty, gigantic, very pink virus. Think Geek offers a variety ...

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Another Victim of Piglet Flu

I always figured Christopher Robin was more compassionate than this. Eeyore, not so much. Pooh? He’s just in in for the honey. He figures with Piglet gone it’s one less mouth to feed. Fricken’ fat ass. Who gives a shit about the other two assholes. After seeing this treatment of Piglet I don’t care if Tigger takes a flying leap ...

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Swine Flu 2009 Face Mask: Let’s Die of Laughter!

Stop making out with that pig for a second and thing about the risks of swine influenza. There are people dropping dead all around us (mostly Mexicans, thank god) and it seems like there is nothing we can do about it. We here at Gearfuse like to mix a little humor in with our pandemics. That’s why we’ll be wearing ...

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