Tag Archives: household

Tennis Ball Chair: Sports Bar Chic

Spotted at BKLYN Designs 2009, this Tennis Ball Chair (oddly not the first piece of tennis ball furniture we’ve seen) would fit awesome into the decor of a sports bar or bachelor pad. Sure, not the manliest sport ever, but a chair made out of footballs would hardly be comfortable. Link

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There Was An Old Woman Who Bathed In a Shoe

I can understand poverty. I’m a two-bit blogger who lives in public housing. But what I can’t understand is why a woman with so many children that she apparently “didn’t know what to do” with all of them, would live in a damn shoe. Couldn’t she find something that was a little less likely to cause her children to get ...

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“Electronic Chaos” Vinyl Wall Stickers Add Atmosphere of Production

I love the idea of creating a chaotic assembly line of power on a plain white wall. The “Electronic Chaos” vinyl wall stickers are a gorgeous addition for the wall behind the gadgets. Designed by Julia Wolf and created by Diz Decor, “Electronic Chaos” illustrates the connection of energy between all of your electronics. More chaos after the leap.

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Going Back to Our Roots: Homo Sapien Multi-Purpose Tool

In other words, this is a rock made for the kitchen. Embrace your instinctive caveman nature and just bash and grind the living hell out of your food. It might not be as rugged as just grabbing a big rock from the wild, but it’s surely more manly than using a porcelain mortar and pestle. For $43 you could do ...

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FML: Strawberry Slicer

The next time someone really pisses you off and you want to get back at them, buy them a birthday present they’re sure to hate. Like the Strawberry Slicer. Who in their right mind needs a strawberry cut up this much? Grab a fucking knife and chop twice and you’re done. At $6, it won’t bust your wallet and will ...

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Walk N’ Clean Slippers

Are you like me and too damn lazy to be bothered with crap like a mop and a bucket? Glad we’re in agreement. That’s why I’m considering getting a pair of these Walk N’ Clean slippers. I can just pour a glass of water on the floor and start dancing and moonwalking across it. Ten minutes later, my feet will ...

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Chug Meter: Measure Your Binge Drinking

Have $25 and drink a ton of beer at parties? Slap down a Lincoln and Jackson and pick up this Chug Meter glass. It measures how much you can chug in one shot, essentially showing the world that you’re either a beer drinking champion or a big pussy. Link

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Piano Graphics Tablecloth: The More You Eat, The More You Toot

No need to chow down on beans to add a taste of musical culture to your dinner table. The Piano Graphics Tablecloth includes a border lined with the standard design of piano keys. Jam out to Miles Davis as you chow down on your mom’s meatloaf (which is way too dry by the way). Tell her to add some ketchup ...

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Adobe Creative Suite Pillows

Why pirate Adobe’s software when you can just use their brand and image without permission? Exactly my point. That’s clearly what the creator of these Creative Suite pillows had in mind. Instead of calling it an “Illustrator pillow” or a “Photoshop pillow,” this site chose to say “Blue Pillow with ‘Ps’ Lettering.” Trickery at its finest. $80 for the whole ...

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Duffy London Shadow Chair

What! Look at that chair! No legs on the back! How could a chair with only two front legs stand upright? It simply defies the logic of science and I for one won’t stand for it. I mean who in their right mind would pay $1200 for a chair with two leg-ohhhhhhhh! Now I get it! Link

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