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The Love Mattress Allows You To Have Four Limbs

After a long day of work, couples like to hibernate in their dens of love, entwined in their lover’s embrace. Though a problem often arises. Where the hell do I put this arm? One arm always winds up uncomfortably contorted under your body, with dreams of amputation drifting through your brain. The Love Mattress solves this problem by adding in ...

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Glovers Bring Us Closer Together

Using a similar theme as the Lonely Jacket (though comfier), these Glovers are gloves for two, though linked together in the middle to allow for cuddly warm holding, even on the coldest winter days. Many couples need the feeling of skin on skin, and winter clothing is a huge cut off from actual physical contact. Glovers joins your hands, even ...

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