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The Newly Patented Self-Burying Screw-In Coffin

When I die I want to be locked inside of a hermetically sealed screw-shaped chamber and screwed into the ground, rather than buried, with little, if any assistance from a grave digger. If I had made this request a month ago, it would have seemed outlandish and eccentric. But I’m proving all my critics wrong! California inventor Donald Scruggs was ...

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Autopsy Intruments Used on Elvis Presley For Sale

If you’re anything like me and were hoping to purchase these tools just so you can lick the stainless steel and ingest whatever Elvis-fluids might remain in an attempt to gain The King’s super rocking powers, forget about it. Unfortunately these tools have been thoroughly cleansed. All of the items used in the autopsy and funeral preparations will be offered ...

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Umm, I Believe the Cashews Are In Aisle 12, Right Next to the Unicorns

Apparently Unicorn Meat is making an appearance in grocery stores nowadays. Not a big surprise. Such an abundant source of protein and magic is hard to come by. It’ll be so much more convenient making my grocery run now when I’m making my trademark Unicorn and Peanut Sauce with a Dried Apricot Demi-Glace dish. Link [via]

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Dress the Part: Look Like Your Shirt Print

Ya know, personal style is more than just a fashion statement. Style is the only way strangers can get a peek of your life without actually engaging in conversation. So it’s pretty important to not limit your style to simply a snazzy t-shirt, even for geeks. Well, especially for geeks. Without our style we’re just socially-awkward funny-looking humans with witty ...

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Fish Tank Toilet

I did a little research and as it turns out, goldfish do have a sense of smell. That’s how blind fish can find food rather easily. I feel terrible for these fish. Especially if they’re owner happens to be a frequenter of Taco Bell. The Fish Tank Toilet is cool andconvenientfor several reasons. First off, it’s just really chill to ...

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Bottled Ghosts Delivered Straight To Your Door

While the legality of buying and selling ghosts seems dubious at best (the Ghostbusters would have been rich!), this auction site doesn’t seem to have an issue with the paranormal trade. Extra! Extra! Two spirits for sale! We have had no activity since they were bottled on July 15th 2009 . So i believe they are in the bottles. They ...

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Huh? What? I Can’t Hear You!

CAN YOU SPEAK UP A BIT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! NO, NOT AT ALL! Developed by the Dutch Army during World War I and II, these Acoustic Listening Devices were expected to be used as part of their air defense system. And they were undoubtedly a rousing success.

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Delicious: Meat Dish Made to Resemble Burnt Human Hand

I don’t know how I would react if I came home to this on the kitchen table. Should I vomit? Should I sit down and savor the dish and then maybe call the cops? I’m not sure. I’ve eaten some weird shit in my day, but this might be crossing the line. Link [via]

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