Sign of the Apocalypse: Triple Decker Oreo

What’s more haunting than the fall out from the 2008 financial crisis? Has the potential to crush nations, and wreak havoc on your summer diet?

The Triple Double Oreo.

Nabisco, maker of all things delicious, confirmed to the triple cookie, double layered Oreo will make its debut this summer.

“This summer, Oreo will introduce a new ‘twist’ on the iconic cookie: the Triple Double Oreo. Three chocolate Oreo wafers with two layers of creme — one classic vanilla, and one chocolate. While we tried our best to safeguard this news, we couldn’t hold back the buzz.”

Likely forged in the fires of Mordor, this feat of snack engineering has now supplanted its Oreo brethren, the double-stuffed, as the ruler of Candyland. Here’s to hoping he is a kind and wise ruler.


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