Natalie Luder’s “Fou Lard,” which roughly translates to “insane bacon,” is a photorealistic scarf designed to look like a perfectly cut slab of the nation’s favorite breakfast meat.
I was really getting sick of bacon products not looking like actual bacon. It truly made the rage build inside of me. So deep. Like the very fires of hell were kindling the fabric of my sanity. A hatred so eternal, that even the windows of my soul were illuminated by the melting glass of my mind. A pork-inspired murderous delirium – my sense of reality slowly blurring. Waiting. Watching. Preparing for the right moment to seek revenge.
Screw you, fake-looking bacon products. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ME!