It don’t mean a thing, if it ain’t got that swing. Testicles, people. Circuit City’s leftover crap is at least selling Microsoft got a lucky break Watchmen condoms? C’mon Warner Bros. Sitting comfortable wallpaper Is that a Wii controller or an old Famicom controller? You decide DIY healthcare? Sounds a bit hazardous to your health Reed Space New LEGO trainsets! ...

I haven’t work CK One since the sixth grade I think. No matter. Calvin Klein was never about a fantastic smelling cologne for men. No, this is about a movement. An idea of fashion. This limited edition version of CK One sums it all up by saying “We are one and we will remain one.” It also says “You can ...

Apple II. Famous computer. Used one back in 1st and 2nd grade. Ugly as shit, though. That’s why I wonder what someone is doing putting a gorgeous-looking Mac Mini inside an ugly old, dilapidated beige box such as this one. To each his own I guess. You know, making a case mod from old Apple hardware isn’t a hard task. ...

Even though we act like adults, some of us are still kids at heart. The Kotaku boys have done a fantastic roundup of the current NYC Toy Fair and some of the goodies they found are enough to make guys of any age scream with joy. For instance, check out the detail on the Dead Space action figure of Isaac ...

Don’t miss out on this hilarious video from The Onion. iDream, You Dream Get serious about your recycling Dell just released this slick handheld printer Use your penis as a joystick (NSFW) The Korona K3 Moon Phase Watch Whoa, Nellie! The DIY electric toaster Minifigs drive in style Scientists take control of a beetle Have great links you want showcased ...

Nothing gets a woman in the mood for love quite like a light dimmer. Not only is this DIY light dimmer module compact, it also features an IR remote for controlling it from the bed. God knows you’ll need that remote. Link

I’m sure plenty of you Xbox 360 owners are huge Gears of War fans, whether it be the original or its sequel. Well you’ll be happy to know that Gears of War 2 writer Josh Ortega just spilled the beans on Gears’ long-term plan. Sez Josh: “You will not be disappointed in the next ten years…It’s a ten-year plan. Gears ...

New week, new links, new contests, new beginnings. A homemade Russian submarine Still have cassette tapes? Play ’em back via USB now DIY pixel cookies! Yum! Aw, Australia gets the badass Killzone 2 PS3 bundle See what Disco can do to you? Unintended Fusion The beautiful Moof bike Script Kiddie 101 Have great links you want showcased on Afternoon Linkage? ...

Actually, Simon isn’t saying shit because his name is trademarked by some gaming company. This is officially known as the memory game alarm clock. It’s the same concept. You’re sound asleep. You here that stupid “boop” noise and open your eyes to see the red button going insane. You smack it a shot and turn back on your side, slowly ...

After seeing the Eli Roth movie Hostel, I don’t know if I’m going to ever stay in one again. Thank goodness there are braver souls than I, especially the people staying in Jumbo Hostel in Arlanda, Stockholm. Converted from an old 450-seat airplane, the shell of the aircraft has been completely reworked as a full-fledged hostel. The funny part is, ...