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This seems as about as effective as hiding under a desk in school, but for all of you paranoid Cold War conspiracy nuts, here is a gadget that might put you at ease. The NukAlert Radiation Monitor and Alarm system monitors your surroundings 24/7. Keeping you attuned to the invisible, yet deadly radiation that could cause serious damage to your sperm or even kill you.
Small enough to fit on your key chain, the NukAlert is supposedly used by federal, state, and local law enforcers through the nation. The NukAlert comes with a ten year warranty, although it probably won’t do much good if burnt in the flames of nuclear fallout. For $160, or $145 if you buy two or more, you can own a personal radiation detecting system to assure you that the infidels have not yet struck. — Andrew Dobrow
