The days of slapping magnets all over your refrigerator are thankfully over with the Jot Dry-Erase Refrigerator. Leave messages, reminders, chores or just doodle right in the privacy of your own kitchen. Is someone drinking from the milk carton? Tell them to “Fuck off!” with one of the many colored dry-erase markers included. Has the cheese gone bad? Leave a warning to your friends and family so no one is stuck cutting the proverbial cheese. At $549, you’ve got to ask yourself: what are you willing to pay to express yourself?