While it’s currently the dead of winter, summer is right around the corner and what better way to stay cool than with this Wi-Fi fan. It won’t give you the Internet but in return, you’ll receive sexy looks from the geeky housewife next door. It’s a product of Atypyk, some company that’s based in France. Unfortunately, like all good things, there’s no set price yet.
Imagine if the edges were razor sharp on this thing. You’d be all like, “Yo girl, trying to connect to my network?” and she’d be all like “Nah, your WEP is WACK!” and then you’d slice her in half like Katana in Mortal Kombat II. Mmmhmm.