You might remember the Anti-Theft Coffee Mug that kept coworkers from using your cup. Here’s another beverage security measure for all of you unlucky people who have assholes as coworkers. The Kwiktop Combination Bottle Lock now adds bottle security into the beverage theft crime underground. Assuring that no one’s lips but yours touch the bottle.
Why people insist on stealing sips of someone elses cold beverage, I couldn’t tell you. I mean come on, buy your own and save us the tetanus shot. Regardless of why they do it, the Combination Bottle Lock will be sure to help protect your drink’s integrity. — Andrew Dobrow