TAG RESULTS FOR: you’re probably fat

And they really thought they could avoid weighing themselves by hiding their own scale. Nice try, fatty. There’s no way to avoid your morbid obesity now. There’s no blaming it on your big bones. The scale doesn’t lie. Either does the fact that you can’t fit through my door without shimmying ever so delicately. The Doormat Scale won’t let your guests escape without knowing their true weight. Me? I’ll be using the back door from now on. Link [via]