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In a sudden and shocking move by one of the leading mobility companies in the world, RIM has announced that they will be discontinuing all of their interests in the smartphone sector and will be focusing all of their efforts on their newest product, BlackBerry Yogurt. “The recession has put a considerable strain on the fledgling mobile industry, and competing with the iPhone has just become too much for us,” an unnamed RIM executive said in a confidential statement.

RIM plans to launch their new yogurt by late-Summer 2009. Rumors suggest a sugar-free variety as well. Nothing goes better with a long day of Parkour than a big bowl of yogurt.

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It was a fine spring day and I remember it well. I saw the last spoonful of yogurt I would ever love, and I let it slip away. My spoon just couldn’t reach to the lower corner of the container! I don’t think I can ever forgive myself for letting it go. If only I had known about the New Yogurt Spoon, which is made for just these sort of situations.

Perfectly contoured to reach even the tightest of corners, you’ll hopefully never have to deal with the same hardships I’ve had to deal with is you can manage to get your hands on this spoon. Do yourself a favor, never mind the Apple-esque advertising scheme. Never let that last bit of yogurt get away. You might regret it for the rest of your life. (more…)