For the true foot fetishist, these freaky and kinky shoe masks let you live out your fantasy of being gagged with a heel. Not sure if the shoes were used or not first so don’t even bother asking pervs.
If you’ve ever said to yourself “For Halloween, I think I want to be a giant shoe monster,” you’re a freakin’ weirdo, because really, who the hell says that?
Some taxidermists can really go over the top with their mounted pieces. And a few, I believe are certifiably insane. “WTF Taxidermy” is a LiveJournal community dedicated to the most bizarre of bizarre taxidermy.
Included are such classics as the Flying Jackalope, the R2-D2 Rats and really, just a whole crap load of oddities. The best part is that most of them are available to buy on eBay or Craigslist.
We were just starting to believe that USB drive designers were finally starting to lay off the gaudiness. And then we see something like this. I swear, if it wasn’t my habit to wear sunglasses indoors at all times, I would have been blinded by this thing.
If you happen to be into layers and layers of crystals or wearing ridiculous gadgets around your neck, this USB Swan necklace thing (I hesitate to even call it a gadget, as to not taint the word) can be yours for $27.
Why do things like this need to be created? It’s a gadget from the dreams of your 6-year-old sister. Just look at that pose. This is one Gundam in dire need of a tea party, followed promptly by an ass whooping.
If you’re a girl and you ask your Grandma for a Gundam for Christmas, guaranteed you’d get something like this.
“Yeah, hey, I was just wondering if anyone else noticed that headless horse hanging on the wall. No biggie. Doesn’t seem that out of the ordinary. Just wanted to know if it’s some sort of conceptual piece or the result of the acid I popped this morning.”
“Nope, it’s a horse.”
“Ahh, nice, nice.”
The “Untitled” piece by Maurizio Cattelan is simply a headless taxidermied horse hanging from a wall, which makes no fucking sense.
Maybe Steve, our French-speaking publisher here at Gearfuse could better answer the question, “Why the fuck do French designers always have to do things bass ackwards? Does it make them feel more ‘artsy?’ Do your berets block your eyesight? Too much wine perhaps?’”
The “WTF, Not What I Thought” Lamp, designed by John Nouanesing, surprises the unsuspecting switch-flicker by illuminating the lamp stand rather than emitting a glow from beneath the shade. Very smart, Frenchy. Blind us, why don’t you. I guess that way it’s harder for us to aim our guns at your back as you run away. I’ll be waiting for your answer, Steve.
Looks like the town of Raleigh, NC has a stick up its ass. After city officials, who have apparently been living in the past, discovered that the acronym “WTF” stands for “What The Fuck?” Yeah, old people strike again.
DMV officials got word of the plates last July when a 60-year-old technology teacher from Fayetteville complained about the plate after her teenage grandchildren clued her in.
I’m pretty sure you’re rolling your eyes at this point too. If you find yourself with one of the offending plates, you can visit your local DMV to exchange your license plate for a new one. Felons, take note!
