According to this t-shirt, we are nothing but spear toting nomads, prepared to take our next step into awesome mutation. I don’t know about you, but I haven’t carried around a spear for at least a decade. If this shirt design added one more link between Wolverine and the caveman, I think we’d find it just a tad more accurate.
Featuring Marvel comic book covers by such titles as Spider Man, X-Men, Daredevil, The Incredible Hulk, Silver Surfer, The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, The Human Torch and Wolverine, and interwoven with both new and classic issues, this Marvel Comic Book Cover Wall Mural is essential for comic book fans.
Available in 9 x 15 ($255) and 6 x 15 ($155), the Marvel Comic Book Cover Mural looks like the possible final touch to my geek office of awesomeness. Sorry, Asteroids wall stickers, your time has come and gone.
Finally, a comprehensive diagram depicting the freaky sex orgies between the mutants of X-Men. There are more twists and turns here than a full season of daytime soaps (not that I watch them, of course). With all of the poon, you know Wolverine has caught the herp.
Get a room. Wait… super catastrophic banging powers? Get a planet! Check out the full-scale image here.
20th Century Fox is having a bad week. Like, a really bad week. Yesterday, a work print of the upcoming movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine leaked online and consequently, made its way around the world. A work print is a copy of the movie straight from the studio, but it may be missing effects, post-production audio, etc.
And such was the case. I got a copy of the movie yesterday and a few of us all watched it. It was not only a terribly incomplete movie, with Hugh Jackman still hanging from ropes in some scenes and 3-D wireframes all over the place, the plot was just awful. I’m glad I had a newspaper to read whilst my roommates continued watching.
Either way, Fox is pissed, the FBI has been called in and rumor has it Rising Sun Pictures, an Australian visual FX company, leaked the damn print. To piracy and beyond!
This skin spraying gun makes you feel like you’re Wolverine. Stem-cell infused skin is discharged from the nozzle onto a wound to expedite the healing process to just hours. Alright, so it’s not quite Wolverine’s mutant healing powers, it’s still better than your natural tissue regeneration, pussy. This is not to be confused with the spray on condom.
$250 million has been invested into researching advancements in healing techniques like the spray skin. The days of laying in your bed until your wounds are completely healed are coming to an end.
