How do you take your Jack Daniel’s? I prefer mine with a twist of strategy and just a hint of geekery. Oh… and three ice cubes please.
The Jack Daniel’s Chess Set encourages drunken chess tournaments, which can never end good. What experience I have playing chess under the influence ended with one broken chess set and a trip to the hospital for an emergency extraction procedure.
That tequila shooting pistol we wrote about was child’s play compared to this real shot gun. No, not shotgun — shot gun. It’s a gun that shoots shots of booze wherever you aim it. It’s called the Shots Gun Drink Dispenser and it’s sure to be the life of any party.
What makes it so rad is it can fit on any bottle of liquor. Simply slot the holster on to a bottle of your favorite drink, begin pumping the pump-action lever and you’ll be well on your way to getting messed up beyond all recognition. It’s cheap, too. 22 dollars to spray booze all over the place? A steal compared to the $10 cover at P.J. Welihans.
Imagine a picturesque wild west town. It’s the late 1890s and the bars are hot, stale and empty. You and 5 of your amigos stroll in and order a round of whiskey shots, stat. How could you put the bartender under that kind of stress? The whiskey is clearly on the other side of the bar, next to the laser scissors. But no worry, compadre. Our bartender has the Whiskey Holster.
Equipped with pouches for 6 tall shot glasses and two 750ml bottles, no bartender has an excuse for not being able to turn the party up to 11. I wonder if those Lava Lamp Shot Glasses will fit?
