The backstory remains unclear, but as they say, a photo speaks 1000 words.
Maybe Toby Maguire has been beating up hookers again. He told me he was going to give that shit up. Damn you, Toby! Why can’t you just snort coke off the hookers asses like every other normal human-being. You have to resort to violence?!
I don’t know how I would react if I came home to this on the kitchen table. Should I vomit? Should I sit down and savor the dish and then maybe call the cops? I’m not sure.
I’ve eaten some weird shit in my day, but this might be crossing the line.
If your answer was yes, you’re not alone. At least 2000 psychiatric patients around the world claim to have seen this man in their dreams at some point. It all started in 2006 when a patient of a well-known psychiatrist drew the picture of a man who had been appearing in their recurring dreams. After leaving the drawn photo on his desk, another patient claimed to have also seen the man in their dreams. Becoming increasingly more interested, the psychiatrist eventually sent the image of the man to a bunch of his colleagues where even more claimed to have seen the man in their dreams.
Theories abound on the man’s identity, stretching from the scientific to the paranormal though the mystery of his identity remains. His magical eyebrows of dream power continue their death grip on our unconscious psyche.
Blame it on my decades of eating burger in patty form, but there is just something intrinsically wrong with eating a hamburger in the shape of a hot dog. It just feels so… wrong, no?
Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any weirder. Check out their single-serving sister sites, and we are not making this up: HotChicksWithDogsWithBoners.com and HotChicksWithHotDogsInTheirMouths.com.
For the true foot fetishist, these freaky and kinky shoe masks let you live out your fantasy of being gagged with a heel. Not sure if the shoes were used or not first so don’t even bother asking pervs.
If you’ve ever said to yourself “For Halloween, I think I want to be a giant shoe monster,” you’re a freakin’ weirdo, because really, who the hell says that?
Update: It appears this species of fish is known as a Sheepshead. Google Images has more pics of this incredible and bizarre creature. (Thanks commenter Matt for this discovery!)
Still yet to be identified, this unknown species of fish appears to have humanoid-like teeth.
And apparently they also have great dental coverage. I’ve seen worse looking teeth on humans who brush daily. Check out some more photographic evidence after the jump. What’s your call on this one? Real? Fake? Shopped? Sexy?
Do you really need another reason for the ladies to be creeped-out by your house? Your weird collection of Kamasutra Robots and your robotic lovechild are enough to scare even the spiniest of family members away. The addition of a sexually-harassing inter-species flirting Talking Deer doesn’t sound like it’s going to be much help of a help to your social life.
Talking Buck sings “Sweet Home Alabama” to unsuspecting harassment victims, followed by the uncomfortable pick-up line of “You can touch the fur ladies, I’m so soft.” I kid you not. If your female friends haven’t started running by this point, just wait until they see your collection of human candles.
Mouse traps are surely not the most pleasant surface to eat on. I could think of at least 1,000 places I’d rather eat (please don’t push me, I will list them all) than on the future death bed of a rodent. Oddly enough, this ingeniously designed “mouse trap” is actually a cheese cutter in disguise.
It’s tempting, not because of its design, but because cheese is just so damn awesome it’s hard to deny. Who doesn’t love cheese? Best dairy product ever.
Not doing shit this week? Me neither. Let’s all stay home the entire week and watch episodes of Weird Science on Hulu.com. Of course I’m referring to the television show, not the awesome movie which has Bill Paxton turned into a Jabba the Hutt lookalike. Enough about the movie, check out the episodes Hulu is hosting and enjoy this awesome one right here on Gearfuse!
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