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That tequila shooting pistol we wrote about was child’s play compared to this real shot gun. No, not shotgun — shot gun. It’s a gun that shoots shots of booze wherever you aim it. It’s called the Shots Gun Drink Dispenser and it’s sure to be the life of any party.

What makes it so rad is it can fit on any bottle of liquor. Simply slot the holster on to a bottle of your favorite drink, begin pumping the pump-action lever and you’ll be well on your way to getting messed up beyond all recognition. It’s cheap, too. 22 dollars to spray booze all over the place? A steal compared to the $10 cover at P.J. Welihans.

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Despite not being a huge fan of the taste of Budweiser beer, I must admit it’s got balls as big as Irish girls ass. Budweiser is brewing a new American Ale as a gift for the rest of the world to relish in yeasty malty goodness. On the 29th this homage to American brewing will be purchasable in stores so you can binge drink the great old American way. Well, America isn’t that old, but we’re getting there! So here’s to Budweiser, for kicking it old school! U-S-A

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