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What if I told you ladies that for less than $30 you could return to the days of virginity. I know, I know, you haven’t had our hymen since that vag-to-bike-seat incident on your 11th birthday, so it all seems very new, but never fear, it apparently only takes 20 minutes to reinstall your virginity.

A few politicians in Egypt even want the artificial hymen banned to ward off any hooker sluts from faking their virginity on their wedding day. Just let it be known, if you’ve already popped out a few kids and expect to be transformed into the tight minx you were in your youth, that’s not happening. This thing is going to be AMAZING for the porn industry.

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I know college can be expensive but this story is ridiculous. 22-year-old Natalie Dylan needs money to pay for graduate school but doesn’t feel like working an honest job to obtain it. Instead, after learning that her sister had made mucho bucks from being a prostitute for three weeks, she decided to auction off her virginity to pay for her tuition. Classy, right? Apparently. Natalie’s bidding has gone up to $3.2 million, as it seems rich businessmen are doing anything for some vagina nowadays. After all, sex sells.

Don’t feel bad, either. Natalie says she isn’t being taken advantage of, but rather is just doing some study that helps “empower” her or some other lingo bullshit. Anyways, if you want her V-Card, you better get on it and take out a second mortgage.

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