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Remember the very first time you watched Terminator 2: Judgment Day and your jaw dropped the minute you saw the T-1000? I remember that day very well and it cemented my love for all things liquid metal. Prototype is a new next-gen console game due out this summer. It lets you take the role of some guy who can morph into different people, objects and weapons. Run up buildings, smash tanks with humans and destroy every goddamned thing in site. If you haven’t heard of Prototype, watch the video above. I think you’ll be running to your local Gamestop or Best Buy to plunk down some reservation money soon thereafter.

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ARE YOU ANGRY? PISSED OFF? TIRED? WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP?

Well fuck work. This is the Smash Clock. Hit this fucking thing until it shuts up so you can go back to sleep. You’re probably hungover from Thursday night and don’t feel like doing any work, so this clock is perfect for releasing that pent up rage on.

Too bad it’s a concept. That makes me want to smash it even more.

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We all have enemies. That’s why Gearfuse posts a slew of weapons such as the WASP Knife and End Table Defense System. No, we don’t condone violence or the use of weapons for any other reason than self defense, but how can we resist with this $15 dollar concealable pocket knife with a folding blowgun attached to it?

Simply put: we can’t.

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The video game industry comes up with a lot of crap. But now and then, there comes a game which everyone holds their breathe for, anticipating its release like a child on his birthday waiting for gifts. Then the inevitable shoot down, when you realize all you’ve gotten for a whole year of being a spoiled brat is a lousy sweater. That is the feeling these would-be games give us. We’ve limited the list down to five secure choices that poked at our consciousness and caused our anxiety to run a muck. Hit the jump to dive in:

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Violent Wii players are having a good week. First there was the gaming console that can be thrown at shit, than there was the Wii Nurf Blaster, and now we offer you another cozy ditty of violence and mayhem.

This DIY project turns your Wiimote into a pretty nice looking pistol, which is sure to add a realistic edge to your ever-growing body count. I mean, who would really believe you killed that many with a piece of plastic? (more…)