Seriously, where’s Vince? Could he be rock climbing like this wire-clad lad attached to my fridge? Absolutely not. Vince couldn’t climb if his ass depended on it.
I hear he’s in LA meeting with important people concerning important things exchanging important facts in an important room, but then again – what do I know?
Back in July, I briefly mentioned a beer pong raft that ruins the fundamental experience that is the game of beer pong. Well, the creators behind the Port-O-Pong weren’t too pleased about that, so they sent us one. Needless to say, my face lit up when it arrived at my doorstep. The advertisers claim it can be played “anywhere on anything,” so I immediately had to put it to the test. I met up with Vince in Margate, New Jersey and we decided that the ocean would be an ideal locale for our next beer pong match. Let the games begin!
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When we did 10 Alternatives to the Wii Fit, we originally filmed 20+ clips. We were going to do 20 Alternatives to the Wii Fit but it ended up being a long video. Above, the clips that were never shown…until today.
God help you.
Gearfuse Readers,
I was going to write some long, rambling manifesto introducing myself but then breakfast came. You see, in Queens, you can order your breakfast from a second-rate deli and they’ll deliver it for free as long as you tip the guy a buck. They not only brought me a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, I also was able to extract a pack of smokes, a beer, and a copy of the Post from them.
Can your Playstation 3 do that? No, I didn’t think so. Oh yeah, I’m on the far left of this picture. Yeah, the guy pretending to cup a set of balls while my SimpleWeather co-workers laugh in utter disgust. This is probably the best picture I have at the moment. Shit.
Keep reading in the coming weeks and I think you’ll discover a very exciting format we’re slowly rolling out here. It’s time to get you involved.
All the best,
VV
