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Vertebrae Belt Gives You Some Much Needed Spine

No longer will your girlfriend call you spineless when bullied by men twice your size. And if she does, she’s full of shit. Especially if you’re wearing this Vertebrae Belt. That’s two whole spines. How many does that bitch want? Pretty sure she needs to date a skeleton for a while, considering how much she talks about bones, of every variety. Grab your own anatomical coolness from Etsy for $68, available in an assortment of color schemes.