Gearfuse

The tooth fairy is one elusive creature. While Santa Claus’s identity is well known, the Tooth Fairy remains anonymous and mysterious, sometimes taking the form of a mythical fairy, other times resembling a full-sized woman. In my dreams, the toothfairy looks something like this Unicornasaurus.

Can’t you see this big guy sneaking into your room, tapping your pillow with his little wand and magically modifying your parent’s memory so they think they put that dollar bill under your head. Sneaky… very sneaky. The Unicornasaurus t-shirt was available from Tee-Fury, but seems to have been taken off the shelves forever. Shame!

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While I’m not sure we can call this the coolest beanie we’ve ever seen (because let’s be honest, we’ve seen some really awesome beanies), it’s definitely the only one that would make you feel at home inside of a fantasy novel.

The homemade Magic Unicorn Beanie gives the wearer a new phallic member and a generous mane of purpleish pink fur. If you happen to go searching for Candy Mountain, I don’t think you’ll get even a second glance as long as you’re wearing this thing. More single-horned love after the jump.

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