They totally stole my idea! Featuring multi-tiered zombie madness, the wedding cake toppers on this baked bad boy are desperately trying to be wed in holy matrimony before their brains are devoured. But will they make it in time?
Next week on When Baked Zombies Attack!
Combat boot specialists Doc Marten have unveiled their awesome “The Skelly” pair of glow-in-the-dark combat boots. Even if you haven’t had the chance to rot in the ground for a few millenia, you can still feel like a hardcore undead creature walking among the living. Damn air breathers.
The coolest feature is that your bones will have a special talent which normal undead bones don’t have – the ability to glow in the dark like some sort of zombie nuclear experiment.
My Little Zombie Pony uses her saccharine cutesy-ness to distract you just long enough for you not to realize she is feasting on your brain. BRAAAAINNNNS! Or is it bray-ns?
If Crystal’s Pony Tale ever merged with Resident Evil, it would look something like this.
Today’s toys have advanced since the days of yesteryear when our parents played with army men and cardboard cutouts of Bozo the Clown. Children need to feel excited; pumped up, if you will. That’s why you shouldn’t feel bad about the way you raised your kids when they ask you for a bag of these plastic zombie figures. They’re a lot like army men, except they’re undead.
Of course, with the pinch of the recession being felt in our wallets, you could head down to the dollar store and melt down some figures to create an equally pleasing toy.
Everyone loves zombie flicks and what better way to honor the king of the living dead, George A. Romero, than this zombie infested t-shirt. This montage of memorable zombies you know and love from movies such as Night Of The Living Dead and Dawn Of The Dead will surely make you a geek god amongst all zombie movie buffs. Just try not to get any brains on it. Those stains won’t come out.
