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If your tired of telling kids to get off your damn lawn, this is not the garden statue for you. And let me tell you why. Because all of those kids might be running scared, but you’ll have a whole new problem. Throngs of geeks will flock to your yard, and the difference between us and kids? We’re much more stubborn. Go ahead, call the cops, I think I’m just gonna stick right here with this FRICKEN’ T-REX in your... Continue reading

The tooth fairy is one elusive creature. While Santa Claus’s identity is well known, the Tooth Fairy remains anonymous and mysterious, sometimes taking the form of a mythical fairy, other times resembling a full-sized woman. In my dreams, the toothfairy looks something like this Unicornasaurus. Can’t you see this big guy sneaking into your room, tapping your pillow with his little wand and magically modifying your parent’s memory so they think they put that dollar bill under your head. Sneaky…... Continue reading