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You know how sometimes your girlfriend will just blather on and on about completely nothing when all you really want is for her to shut her dirty pie hole? You could tell her to zip-it and likely get a bitch-slap in response, or you can be slightly more subtle and offer her this trendy Zip-It Zipper Necklace in exchange for her silence.

Inspired by people who just can’t shut their mouths, the Zip-It Necklace is the generous way of telling someone to shut the fuck up. The necklaces are made from 100% authentic zippers so only the finest zippering action should be expected. You can choose from antique gold and antique silver (both 12″ long) or polished silver (13.5″ long). The going rate is $50. Surely less expensive than that diamond pendant she’s been running her mouth about.

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It may seem like we’re acid heads with our tribute to Albert Hofmann but the truth of the matter is: we don’t love LSD, we merely enjoy taking it. It’s not the woman of your dreams you yearn so longingly for, but rather a short fling after karaoke night at Chauncy’s Pub. Yea, that’s exactly how LSD is. That’s also how this bathroom design makes you feel while trying to wash off your hang over the following morning.

Why Only White TOTEM is the chameleon like shower decor that’ll transform your boring vanilla bathroom into a design of ever changing colors and patterns. Depending on your mood, the design could reflect your sullen demeanor with a dark blue tone that’ll have you slitting your wrists while listening to the latest Bullet For My Valentine album. The TOTEM comes in 6 different formats with a variety of features such as water nozzles or waterfall streams. Whether your all about the flower power or you’re just plain gay, the Why Only White TOTEM is a safe alternative to the Psycho shower curtain, that’ll have you looking trendy without making you a murder suspect.

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