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Usually I have my handy bathroom reader with me when I’m conducting my, erm, business. Though when your in a bathroom like mine, where you barely have enough room to fit your legs in to sit, it’s sometimes better to conserve the little room you have. The Mind Trainer Toilet Paper comes with a collection of 10 brain exercising games to play right before you use them for a slightly dirtier job.

The games that are printed on the sheets include Sudoku, memory trails word version, strip talking, memory trails with numbers, brain exercises, count the colors, more math, ladders, mental arithmetic, and stroop. The aim? Complete the puzzle before the paper is needed for its other job. Available now for $10. A premium price for rolled paper sheets. — Andrew Dobrow

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Here’s something for the up and coming businessman who finds himself with barely enough time to evacuate his bowels. The Gotta Go Briefcase by Rodd Miller is for the business person who will stop at nothing to be at the top…even to take a shit. Busy people know every minute counts, which is why the Gotta Go Briefcase comes with a built-in portable toilet.

The water proof (Phew!) briefcase, looks like any other elegant case, covered in Mahogany leather, even comes with a stainless steel bowl. An impressive amount of elegance for something that literally holds feces. Included is also a fold out privacy panel, in case you decide to use the toilet in the middle of Times Square, but don’t want to be too conspicuous, and a fold out toilet paper ring. To jump ahead in business sometimes you’ve got to do your business. The newspaper and air freshener aren’t included, but are highly recommended. — Andrew Dobrow

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