My shit doesn’t only smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, it’s also made out of 100% pure copper and oak. Seriously, I’m so steampunk my wooden feces are literally metal-plated.
The TeslaPunk Urinal is a handmade solid oak toilet tank, complete with a battery powered flush pump, a laser aiming assistant (aim at the laser dot in the bowl at night for minimal leakage), lights, antique gauges, a flush capacitor, and a cup holder.
Mmm… feel like chugging down a mug of… whatever that warm, brown liquid is? The Toilet Mug takes one of the most popular beverages in the world and makes it one of the least appetizing. Your dog will have a blast.
If for some odd reason you actually want the Toilet Mug you can grab one for around $16. Or you can cut out the middle man and just shove your fingers down your throat. There are much cheaper way to lose your lunch.
Talk about being scared shitless. Coca-Cola has gone all hardcore with the marketing of their new Georgia Max Coffee brand, redesigning a number of toilets at some of the most popular ski resorts in Japan. And really, where else could something this absurdly awesome exist?
The fully wrapped bathroom walls simulate the experience of a skier on all sides of the shit deposit. So actually, being constipated just got a little bit less sucky. Instead of staring at a blank wall for hours on end, you can at least pretend you’re out enjoying the slopes with your friends.
Etsy always has the coolest shit on the Internet. Made by some merry prankster, these CCTV decals are designed to keep an eye on you while you pull a number two. In fact, these stickers are so awesome, they’ve sold out completely on Etsy. I’m sure more will come but for now, you’ll have to keep a close eye on things.
Here at Gearfuse, we can never fulfill our monthly quota of toilet paper related posts, but boy do we try.
Speaking of toilet paper, one can never have enough toilet paper holders.
Here’s a bathroom buddy kindly providing you with pampering services while it, too relieves itself on the John. It’s a hand-made, 7-inch tall sculpture which possesses a keen likeness to robots. Necessities of life don’t come cheap, however. With a price of $95.97 – wait a minute! $95.97!? Holy moly! Ah hell, we’ll buy it anyway. We love robot toilet paper holders.
You may never get a chance to meet George W. Bush, but the opportunity to urinate in his mouth is still on the table. OK, not so much his mouth but the mouth of a porcelain remake of the forty-third and current President of the United States is on display now at Clark Sorensen’s San Francisco studio in the mission district.
Check out more of Clark’s work at his website: Clarkmade.com. He’s holding an election night party to watch the elections results roll in and to give Bush a good flush! Whether or not the urinal will make an appearance is unknown, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it did.
A mobile home is hardly a house. It’s a truck with a bed inside. On the other hand, the N55 WALKING HOUSE is the premier modular dwelling system. In addition to its ability to slowly troll surrounding landscapes, it collects energy by using solar cells and small windmills. There is even a system for collecting rain water and another for solar heated hot water. Of course, let’s not forget the crapper and the fireplace, the WALKING HOUSE has both.
Unlike a mobile home, you’re living a pollution-free life but you’re still a nomad. Roaming the countryside with nothing more than your own bedroom sounds great, then you realize you have to eat. Not a problem considering a small greenhouse unit can be added to the basic living module, eliminating the possibility of a food shortage. When we find ourselves in a post-apocalyptic future caused by mankind’s irresponsibility to maintain mother Earth, we’ll all wish we were living in the WALKING HOUSE.
I’ll be the first to admit that there have been times that I have held my excrement in so long, that by the time I make my way to the toilet, I’ve already soiled myself. I’m not proud of it, but hey, it happens. The last thing I want to do is sit around in my soiled clothing, so a concept such as WashUP makes sense to me. I’d just grab a book and sit on the throne until my clothes we’re all washed and air-dried.
Those of you who have pets should probably take notice though, since the WashUP device uses the washer’s discarded water as the water for the toilet, so it might not be safe for your pet’s to drink out of if they have the habit of turning to the bathroom for a wet treat. I, for one, would much rather have some Apple integration, such as the poonavative Airpoo. — Andrew Dobrow
Check out this dream device. Inspired by way too many bathroom breaks interrupting time with the MacBook Air, meet the Air Poo. The toilet for the true Apple fanboy. Complete with a docking station for the Air, an iPod dock, multi-touch flushing, integrated surround sound, and a heated seat to protect your tender tushy, the Air Poo is a fake concept which will never see the light of day. (more…)
So you’re at a party, perhaps you have a few alcoholic beverages floating through your bloodstream and you’re feeling like an eco-friendly vigilante. All the beer in your belly makes you have to piss worse than a scared schoolgirl. You take a trip to the bathroom, only to your horror, you see that your buddy is still using a toilet that clearly doesn’t correspond to your eco standards.
There’s a little hack you can do on the sly that ensures that the toilet uses less water than it would otherwise. Open up the lid and bend the little metal rod that’s hooked up to the floater. This should cause the toilet to save a significant amount of water over time. Unless the rod is made of plastic. In which case if you try and bend that sucker in your drunken haze, you owe your friend a new toilet. — Andrew Dobrow
