Cheese Grater Toilet Paper Only Usable By Chuck Norris
This toilet paper won’t leave any dingleberries behind. In fact, you’ll be lucky if it leaves any skin behind.
Paint By Numbers Toilet Paper
I wish I had a better excuse for why we post so many things related to toilets. I really do. But hey, who doesn’t love something related to a place we get to spend quality time at? This toilet paper is part of a promotional campaign from bag manufacturer Crumpler. 100,000 rolls of this stuff will be distributed, crass design and all. Each painting suggests you fill it in with the color brown. I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination.
Shitting and Knitting
This is a knitted roll of toilet paper. If you thought that was funny, look closely. It has eyes and a little mouth, thus giving life to an otherwise inanimate roll of wool. Want one? They aren’t for sale but lucky for you, creator Anna has whipped up a nice tutorial for knitters who’d like to make their own.
Robot Head Toilet Paper Holder
Toilet paper isn’t exactly the most exciting thing in a household. I’d say it borders somewhere above Q-tips and below the dishtowel. Now you can spice up your bathroom with this $50 TP holder from Japan. It’s called the Airyusha Robotan Toilet Paper Holder and comes in either black, red, yellow or silver/metallic. Made from ceramic, the toilet paper is dispensed from the robot’s mouth, ensuring that this was indeed made in Japan.