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When your sick, the last thing you wanna do is get out of bed and go chasing your tissue box, which is exactly what you might have to do if you’re unlucky enough to have a sibling or spouse cruel enough to use this Remote-Controlled Tissue Box to lure you around the house like a beggar following a dollar bill on a string.

Then again, you have to admit, it would be fun to be in the drivers seat in that situation. And your brother thought it was funny always stealing your Halloween candy. No trick or treating for you this year, sicko.

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For the super elite, regular tissues will not do for coke nose. After all, how are you going to spot the white chunks of blow on a white tissue, save the mucus and blood. Thankfully, Japan has turned up a set of black tissues that not only look brilliant, they cost a small fortune as well.

For $150, you get 20 boxes of tissues with 160 per box. No longer will rocks in your nose bother you. Keep blowing and look for the evidence.

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It might sound pointless, but Mospeng-kun, the tissue dispensing robot, seems to be a friendly addition to the workplace. Why they chose tissues to be the item given away is beyond us, but hey, it is Japan we’re talking about. The friendly Mospeng-kun detects the presence of a human life-form near by and then attacks…with smiles and tissues in hand. The robot politely asks the weak human if they want a tissue for their organic fleshy parts which drip. Whether the person takes the tissues or not, the robot offers a robust thank you after the conversation is complete.

We can imagine Mospeng-kun becoming mighty annoying. “I told you for the last time I don’t need a god damn tissue”. The robot is available for rent for 100,000 yen ($825) for 5 days. You might think this seems like a hefty price, and it is. Now we know why it always has a smile on its face. Mospeng-kun is also capable of gathering information about the people they encounter. We guess to remember people that rudely refuse them so they can remember to crush them when they take over the planet. — Andrew Dobrow

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