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Wall Tentacle Adds Port Hole of Fear to Your Home’s Poop Deck

It’s a tragic tale. Dreaming of a life on the sea but too prone to sea sickness to pursue the dream any further than the confines or your mind. While it’s true that for people with a poor equilibrium, sea life is impractical, but there are ways to live the seaman’s life without living on the sea. The Wall Tentacle, created by Etsy merchant ArtAkimbo, is the ultra-realistic ode to the very real risk of sea monsters. It also stands... Continue reading

Tentacle Earring Plug: Um, Do You Know There’s a Sea Monster in Your Ear?

There’s only so much you can do with gauged ear piercings. You can plug them with specially gauged circles. You can gradually gauge them until you can basically fit your fist through your ear lobe. But never before have you been able to wear a portion of a sea creature as ear jewelery. These 0 gauge Tentacle Earring Plugs come in an assortment of color combos and are available for your body modding pleasure for around $14 to $16, depending... Continue reading

Cthulhu Blanket Eats Your Baby Whole

I’m not sure how comfortable I’d be wrapping my baby up in the arms of Cthulhu. Crocheted or not. Who knows, maybe the common conception of Cthulhu as a monster is incorrect. Maybe he’s just a misunderstood daycare employee. Still, something about Cthulhu makes me hesitant to trust the fictional creature with a child. I’m pretty sure it’s the tentacles. Tentacles aren’t exactly a characteristic that scream trust. Link [via]