Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. That’s why it’s nice to get away to a place where every Wookie knows your name.
If Cheers had taken place in the Star Wars universe, Ted Danson would totally have been a Wookie. With that forehead, how could he not be. The thing is like a billboard.
Until now, any mention of extraterrestrials had remained solely conjecture. Pure myth. But finally, some hard proof! This is what we all needed. I am now a believer.
The hours I wasted tapping away to Space Invaders did nothing to relieve my skepticism, but now, the proof is on a t-shirt. And as we all know, if it’s on a tee, it has to be true. Thanks for the scientific back-up, Threadless!
Today on TeeFury, Admiral Ackbar gets the iconic Shepard Fairey “Hope” Obama print treatment. Instead of the word “hope,” the word “trap” has been used, as a reference to Ackbar’s famous “It’s a trap!” line from the Return of the Jedi.
John Cusack is perhaps best known for his role in the film “Say Anything.” More specifically, the iconic scene where Cusack holds up a blaring boombox over his head for his desired lover. What if director Cameron Crowe had taken a slightly geekier route to his destination?
This organic t-shirt illustrates what “Say Anything” might have looked like had Crowe been really into Apple rather than hellbent on making Cusack into every 80s chick’s wet dream. Steve Jobs, what a dreamboat.
I’m in love with the subtle beauty of these two awesome t-shirt concepts. The Pac-Man shirt features Packy om-nomming your buttons while the Tetris tee shows a set of Tetris blocks at the base of the shirt, but my favorite part is the long vertical Tetris block used as the zipper. Hit the jump to see the Tetris shirt.
Us geeks are sharp. We’ve got what it takes, mentally, the intellectual acuity, if you will, to take on the tasks of a sacred ninja. It’s a shame our bodies are so ridiculously amorphous.
Let’s be realistic. If you thought the Montauk Monster was hideous, you should see me what I get out of the shower.
Tonight, when you sit down for your nightly glass of fresh human blood, please remember to follow the rules of basic vampire hygiene. Nobody likes to walk in to a musky study to find a man with a blood mustache. It just wouldn’t be fair to any visitors.
The Blood Mustache t-shirt illustrates the ugly result of forgetting a napkin as you sip away at your latest kill. Please, for the love of Satan, drink safely and always have a designated slayer.
Some Transformers are better at disguising themselves than others. Some like to add a little sophistication to their disguise. And a few just don’t understand the concept of deception.
This Robots In Bad Disguises t-shirt shows what happens when a Transformer is under-educated in the art of deception. Master of disguise, he is not. Though I am digging the facial hair.
Within those hours upon hours of playing around with Super Mario Bros. we figured there must have been some sort of life lesson. We convinced our parents that the game was teaching us indispensable hand-eye coordination skills. But there was another hidden message that, unbeknown to us, would teach us all we needed to know for our adult years.
The Money, Power, Woman Mario shirt illustrates just how the progress of life works. Much like the wise-woman Lil’ Kim once said “First you get the muthafuckin’ money, then you get the mothafuckin’ powah.” Now, third, she said you get respect. But screw respect. We want some poon-tang.
If realism were a reality, rather than a philosophical perspective, the world as we know it would change before are eyes. For one thing, there would be no more reality TV (clearly), and the classic “I Love (heart)…” t-shirts would look a little different.
The “I Love Realism” t-shirt illustrates just how different life would be if reality really was reality. An anatomical heart replaces the heart symbol on this anti-abstract tee. I imagine playing poker would have a whole new gory spin as well. Can you stomach the four of hearts?
