Video game tattoos are rad but sooner or later someone is going to tell you you’re a Nintendo fanboy for having the Triforce tattooed to your chest (you are.) Instead try these catchy temporary food-inspired tattoos. Declare that you love bacon, right on your arm; no one will argue. Are you an omnivore and proud of it?  Slap it to your forehead.

$7.95 for a sheet of temporaries that tell everyone that you eat fresh or a two-hundred dollar real ink job of Mario on your neck complete with pain and all? The answer is clear. The temps rub off and no one is going to argue with the fact that you eat Swiss cheese.
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Designed by Dominic Wilcox as part of his New Work collection, these Anti-Theft Sticker Tattoos make your car look like they are already on the verge of rusting over. These tats use the same theory as these Fake Spill Seat Savers, by making a wanted commodity less appealing. Just place them at strategic points and the car is automatically less appealing to car thieves.

Though, this kind of defeats the purpose of getting a new car, doesn’t it? I think the point of having a new car is to show off its shiny new paint job. But hey, that’s just us. — Andrew Dobrow

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Check out this cool imagery gallery of the geekiest damn tattoos you’ll ever see. After the jump you’ll a few of our favorites. Warning: Hardcore geekiness awaits you. Prepare yourself for envy. Possibly even geekier than the Gameboy Konami code tattoo.

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