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In my house, dogs are treated as humans. I feed my dog dried out pieces of assorted meat parts and clean up my dog’s feces just like I do for everyone else in my family. So why don’t they get a spot at the human table? Now they can. The High Chair for Pets allows man’s best friend to be man’s favorite little anthropomorphized eating companion. Which bears the question, if you could have dinner with any three dogs in... Continue reading

Instructables user noahw put together this insanely awesome DIY project, teaching us how to create our very own Wooly Willy Table. Those of us who remember playing with Wooly Willy or similar incarnations in our childhood know that even though the concept of moving around iron flakes with a magic magnet wand might seem too simple, it’s strangely addicting. While this should be a great addition to, say, a playroom or a pediatrician’s waiting room, I’m more concerned about my... Continue reading

Back in the day, building a fort was as easy as grabbing a few blankets or sheets and throwing them over the nearest table. POW! Instant imaginary fun. Nowadays, they take all the fun out of actually building the fort and integrate the walls right into the tables. The Daily Shelter table transforms from a dining-room surface into a fort-sized house built for one average sized adult. Impenetrable? Perhaps not. But in these trying times, with Big Brother peeking in... Continue reading

We’ve tried professional training, pee-pee pads, even refinishing. Nothing has worked. I guess it’s true what they say. Old tables can’t learn new tricks. For $2920, you too can have the privilege of seeing a table simulate the act of pissing all over your floor. Link [via]

I have a confession. A few years ago we sort of lied to you by saying that the old NES Coffee Table was actually a coffee table. In actuality, it was more like a NES Controller trunk, not a proper table at all. Luckily, if you’re really, really into geeky household shit, there is currently a real NES Controller coffee table available on eBay. There’s already 4 bids less than a day in, so you best get a move on... Continue reading

There have been countless methods of recycling your old, abandoned, bong water-stained vinyl, but none that have integrated the actual casing and cover art as well. If you have such epic records as Led Zeppelin‘s IV, there is no reason NOT to show them off some how. BUGHOUSE designed this unique record table, which would fit spectacularly into your den of devil worship. It’s much more thoughtful than simply throwing them in the trash bin, surely. Link [via]

I can’t quite put my finger on it. There is something about these glowing tables that come in a bunch of different colors remind me of my childhood. Maybe they look like something I used to play with often. Perhaps a yo-yo? Ah, yes. Of course. The yo-yo. Dependable and a bitch to rewind. At least they only cost 5 bucks. These tables? They’ll run you about $1150 each. Link

No need to chow down on beans to add a taste of musical culture to your dinner table. The Piano Graphics Tablecloth includes a border lined with the standard design of piano keys. Jam out to Miles Davis as you chow down on your mom’s meatloaf (which is way too dry by the way). Tell her to add some ketchup or some shit. The dog won’t even touch that crap. Link

We’ve seen various other engine table designs strewn across the internet. Most are pretty much just a full-sized engine with a piece of glass glued to the top of it. Some call that awesome, we call it lazy. This design, though, is the classiest-styled permutation of an engine table that we’ve come across, inspired more from the days of hotrodding than the super sleekness of a modern V12 monster. The hand-carved mahogany wood base and leather accents give this particular... Continue reading

If you garden, work outdoors or have a workshop, Standby could become the biggest lifesaver you’ve ever encountered. At first glance, it looks like an ordinary table. If you look closer though, you’ll notice the wheel and handlebars attached to the table. This allows you to easily transport the table around your work area as needed. It’s so simple that you’d think it was invented ten years ago or so. Not the case. Standby is merely a concept that, for... Continue reading