Do I really need to warn you about zombies if you’re wearing this shirt? At this point you’re just asking for a zombie attack. This shirt looks both awesome and delicious.
Refill Required T-Shirt: Caffeine Source is Low
Decaf? Never! When you feel that caffeine high wearing off, there’s only one thing to do. Refill. Grab another cup and repeat the cycle over and over and over. Caffeine’s a hell of a drug.
Can you always use some more caffeine, even if you’ve just finished a large espresso? Have your addiction printed onto a t-shirt for $19.95.
Steve Jobs “Say Anything” T-Shirt
John Cusack is perhaps best known for his role in the film “Say Anything.” More specifically, the iconic scene where Cusack holds up a blaring boombox over his head for his desired lover. What if director Cameron Crowe had taken a slightly geekier route to his destination?
This organic t-shirt illustrates what “Say Anything” might have looked like had Crowe been really into Apple rather than hellbent on making Cusack into every 80s chick’s wet dream. Steve Jobs, what a dreamboat.
Animated LED Emoticon Shirt Warns People of Your Wrath
Can’t say I didn’t warn you I was having one of those “I’mma murder any motherfucker that gets in my way” days. Just look at my emoticon. It’s definitely looking pretty angry.
Running off of 4 AAA batteries, the Animated LED Emoticon T-Shirt lets everyone know how you’re feeling today. You can get a few for everyday of the week and be totally transparent or you can just wear the same one everyday if you don’t mind the disgusted emoticon too much.
Awesome Pac-Man and Tetris Gaming Shirts
I’m in love with the subtle beauty of these two awesome t-shirt concepts. The Pac-Man shirt features Packy om-nomming your buttons while the Tetris tee shows a set of Tetris blocks at the base of the shirt, but my favorite part is the long vertical Tetris block used as the zipper. Hit the jump to see the Tetris shirt.
“I Hated Kanye Before Hating Kanye Was Cool” T-Shirt
Now that hating on Kanye is the “cool” thing to do, following his disastrous and distasteful showing at the MTV VMAs, I’ve got to represent my Kanye hating pride before the hipsters make hating on Kanye just another slice of conformist culture.
The best way to rep your hate? I’d say this t-shirt is pretty damn close. Look, don’t get this shirt if you listened to 808s & Heartbreaks everyday for six months before the VMAs. Don’t lie to yourself. Only true Kanye haters can wear this shirt. You better scoop it up quick though, it’s only available one day through TeeFury.
Unicornasaurus Looks Like The Tooth Fairy of My Dreams
The tooth fairy is one elusive creature. While Santa Claus’s identity is well known, the Tooth Fairy remains anonymous and mysterious, sometimes taking the form of a mythical fairy, other times resembling a full-sized woman. In my dreams, the toothfairy looks something like this Unicornasaurus.
Can’t you see this big guy sneaking into your room, tapping your pillow with his little wand and magically modifying your parent’s memory so they think they put that dollar bill under your head. Sneaky… very sneaky. The Unicornasaurus t-shirt was available from Tee-Fury, but seems to have been taken off the shelves forever. Shame!
Best Couples T-Shirt Ever Spotted at PAX
Not only does this couple have matching boobies, but an awesome couples t-shirt. My fiancee and I totally need these shirts.
Doodle Addict T-Shirt: Custom Designing With Your Own Doodles
When I was still in school, I’d find myself dozing off into my own little world, where anything I imagined could be doodled right onto a blank sheet of paper. I can’t draw for shit, but I can doodle with the best of them.
The Doodle Addict T-Shirt provides you with a new canvas for your doodling art. The first step is admitting your have a problem. The second step? Embracing that problem and doodling away. It’s all about finding a constructive use!