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How To Tan a Heart Onto Your Ass and Make Me Aroused at the Same Time

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Here is a simple step-by-step DIY project to keep me aroused and simultaneously tan a heart shape on to your ass cheek.

1.) Wear this Bikini Mark swimsuit on a sunny day at the beach.

2.) Bring the inflatable beer pong table

3.) Have a body just like this swimsuit model

Congratulations, I’m aroused and you are tanning like a true body artist!

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Got Phelps?

After winning 8 gold medals, the amazing Michael Phelps has been compared to just about every oceanic life form existing on our planet. Yes, Michael Phelps has even been compared to a sea urchin. Of course this has led to an epidemic of Phelps apparel that everyone and their mother will be adorning for the next 30 years or more.

Fashionablygeek.com has compiled an assortment of Phelps t-shirts and gear (including the $500 swimsuit). So, show your support and grab the one that suits your style best. Then when Phelps takes gold at London in 2012, you can claim you’ve been a fan long before Beijing.
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