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The varsity jacket, the universal symbol for jock superiority, unless you’re in the marching band, in which case you’re just an elitist prick. But seriously, I remember the kids from marching band who used to walk around in varsity jackets and they were all assholes. Walking around in a jacket with a drum embroidered on the shoulder does not impress the ladies, my friend. Chicks notice these things. The Stormtroopers are sort of like the jocks of the Star Wars... Continue reading

A few months back we posted about a Star Wars novel like no other. Death Troopers, a tale about zombie Stormtroopers on the hunt for Jedi brains. Apparently the concept of a zombified Star Wars universe was so successful that you can know purchase your very own bust celebrating the novel’s central theme. The Zombie Death Trooper Mini Bust, not available until November, will sell for $74.99 each. But what’s $75 when you have the chance to rock a Zombie... Continue reading

Back in November of 2009 we posted a series of photos depicting the very secret lives of Stormtroopers. How exactly does the great white menace spend their off-duty time? The answer appeared to be spending a lot of time in each other’s arms and painting nude portraits of each other. This edition of The Secret Lives of Stormtroopers unveils their methods of hygiene, time-travel and their eating habits, and as expected, they’re still on the prowl for those damn “droids they... Continue reading

No doubt about it, the Star Wars universe just wouldn’t be the same without the shiny white uniforms of the Stormtroopers, but maybe the boss Stormtrooper man could wear a steampunk-themed helmet. You know, just to differentiate himself from the crowd. Though this might defeat the purpose. I think the anonymity of Stormtroopers added to the fascist overtone of the Empire. Almost akin to the Nazis and their Aryan army. Allusions to history aside, this Steampunk Stormtrooper Helmet is undeniably cool. Just unabashedly... Continue reading

The hottest thing since Stuffed Animals with Vaginas. Above, Stormtrooper striptease Courtney Cruz in a Star Wars-themed burlesque show at the Los Angeles club Bordello (a sexy bar which opened at the site of a notorious, historic LA whorehouse). Hit the jump for several more geekalicious photos.

Have you ever wondered how Stormtroopers spend their free time? Apparently they do more than prance around in fruity outfits. This massive collection of photos over at Fresh Pics gives us an insider’s look at the secret lives of Stormtroopers. Looks like the dark side has a don’t ask, don’t tell policy.