Hey look, it’s Hayden Christensen! And he’s got an armpit TV. Is there anything that young man can’t do? Wait, what? Oh. I’m getting word from the boss-man that that’s not Hayden Christensen. But that is an armpit with a display. What a bummer.

Deodorant manufacturer Right Guard has created an armpit-based method of advertising in London which it’s calling “pitvertising.” It felt that this was the ideal way to market its products. Right Guard even hired a team of “pitvertisers”, like this Hayden Christensen doppelganger, and sent them out into the streets of London for a trial run of this new medium. Needless to say, everyone was disgusted.

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Five pieces of wood stuck together yet divided by a fissure and you call it the “stink tree?” This outlandish hippie coffee table was designed by Dylan Gold who says, “Don’t spill your drink.” My response? Don’t construct a table with a fucking crack in it. It would be like a chalkboard with a gap in the center which can’t be written on.

In other words, it’s useless. Unless of course you’re so in love with trees that you would buy a coffee table with a tree-shaped hole right in the center. The ’60s are over, alright? Jerry died and it’s time for your bath.
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