Microsoft was just asking for something like this to happen when they offered custom designs for their portable media player, the Zune. This particualr design was put together by iPhoneSavior.com, with a caricature of Steve Ballmer proclaiming he is a “frigtard”. P.S. Even an animated portrayal of Ballmer without a shirt on is arousing nauseating.

This design not only immortalized Steve Ballmer with a likeness to Satan, but also has the nerve to suggest that pure and innocent Steve Ballmer would get multiple tattoos! The nerve of these people! For more on Steve Ballmer and the Zune, check out when he totally slashed hopes of a Zune phone with one foul swoop. — Andrew Dobrow

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Microsoft’s very own Steve Ballmer spoke out about the rumored Zune Phone recently, slashing the hopes of any Microsoft fanboys, saying “It’s not a concept you’ll ever get from us. We’re in the Windows Mobile business. We can put Zune into Windows Mobile, we can put Xbox into Windows Mobile. We can pour everything in.” Ballmer then proceeded to run away, crying into his hands, the tears of a clown.

Ballmer’s words speak pretty strongly on Microsoft’s development future of Windows Mobile software. As computing power grows, so will Windows Mobile. We’ll be looking forward to the Xbox / Zune hybrid. *sarcastic eye roll* — Andrew Dobrow

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For only $9, the ZunePhone can be yours! It’s INCREDIBLE! And don’t forget about Microsoft Paint! Steve Ballmer’s excited, so we’re excited! AHHHHHHHH! Too bad its a spoof. We’d so shell out the nine bucks. Will the ZunePhone ever be a reality? Sure, right after the iPhone becomes established enough for the ZunePhone to be a failure. That’s when we’ll see it. — Andrew Dobrow

First ZunePhone Ad Surfaces, Featuring Steve Ballmer [CrunchGear]