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Live Long & Prosper Foam Hand

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I’m not much of a sports guy so as you can imagine, I don’t go to many sporting events. But when I do, I always need to get me some of those tacky souvenirs. Though next time I think I’ll bring my own.

This excellent Live Long & Prosper foam hand lets your favorite team know you’re routing for them from that deepest point in your heart, usually reserved for Star Trek devotion.

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Emoti-Khans

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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Star Trek Tricorder Replica

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Forget Mike, I wanna be like Spock. And this Star Trek Tricorder replica gives me that extra step towards my goal. Now all I need are a pair of those pointy ears.

Does are Earth really contain intelligent lifeforms? I’ll let you know once ThinkGeek gets this shipped out to me.

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Retro Star Trek iPhone Case

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If you’ve been following Starfleet for decades, chances are that you prefer the old, Shatner stuff to all of this Next Generation crappola. And that’s totally fair. We hear ya!

This retro Star Trek iPhone case honors the olden days of the Star Trek from yore. Emblazoned in what we like to call “Captain Kirk Gold” colored felt, the two layers of stitching help protect your phone from any dings or scratches. Grab your own for $20.

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Handmade Star Trek Starfleet Toddler Uniform

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Insanely awesome Craftster user Rinnial handmade this insanely awesome Starfleet uniform (circa 2366-2372 class A uniform) for her toddler daughter to wear this Halloween.

My kid would be wearing this all year round, whether they liked it or not. I’m the parent, I know best, now shut up and let the Tribble out for a walk before it shits all over our handmade rug.

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Star Trek Enterprise Record Player

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Always more of a Star Wars guy than a Trekkie, I still couldn’t help but shit myself just a tad when I saw this awesome Star Trek Enterprise Record Player concept. Had no one really thought about this before? Was there not a similar creation already in existence? It seems so clear!

Inspired by the USS Enterprise starfleet from the Star Trek TV series and featured on the Star Trek Model Gallery, the Enterprise Record Player could be the ultimate in geeky vinyl gear. Would it be scandalous to listen to my Star Wars Dub record on here? (more…)

Stuffed Star Trek Spock USB Drive

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Leonard Nimoy will be honored to discover that all of his promotion of living long and prospering has paid off. Forget the reams of fans and the flocks of trekkies. Spock can now find comfort in the fact that he has been immortalized as a USB flash drive which more closely resembles an Asian teen dressed in a Spock outfit.

Seriously, look at those eyes and tell me Spock doesn’t love kungfu fighting.

As per usual, once the personified drive is decapitated, the storage fun begins. Grab your own from Etsy for $35.

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“What Happens in the Holodeck, Stays in the Holodeck” T-Shirt

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So, this is why there weren’t more Richard Gere-esque rumors about Captain Kirk and those damn Tribbles.

It’s too bad this shirt is only for the ladies. I’d totally rock it like a crocodile. Grab yours for $20.

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Toys That Make No Sense: Knit Star Trek Meerkats

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I don’t have a problem with Meerkats. They are a fine animal and an all-around interesting species. I just don’t see their place in the Star Trek universe. But, hell, why the heck not, right?

Some of you Star Trek purists might be a little turned off, but for the most part, I think these hand knit Star Trek Meerkats are charming in their own cutesy way. If you’re not down with the original series (including the Meerkat clones of Spock, Captain Kirk, Uhura, Scotty and Bones), NiftyKnits also crafts Next Generation and Voyager crew members.

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Replica Captain Kirk Chair

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Has the new Star Trek movie got you all excited as of late? Support the economy by dropping a whopping $2200 on this replica Captain Kirk chair, complete with buttons on the armrest. True to the original, this captain’s throne is meant for only the true Trekkie who can really appreciate the finer details in life. Just don’t expect to be sexing it up in this thing anytime soon.

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