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Growing up with Disney through the 90s, I thought these Disney princesses were smokin’. I don’t care if they’re animated, these were some gorgeous cartoons. But what if Disney princesses were more akin to the realities of modern America? Odds are that they wouldn’t be a size 4, I can tell you that. Ally Bellissimo of the blog ‘Creepy Miranda’ recreated the Disney princesses into something closer resembling the background of a Richard Simmons exercise video. Hit the jump to... Continue reading

No MacBooks here. Just good ole’ old fashioned fruit. Using 14 different varieties, food artist Prudence Staite created this super-creative Snow White Apple collage. The hair and facial features are made using apple seeds. Link [via]

Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies. Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are supposed to look like. She’ll never be the same. Hit the jump for full-sized twisted princess madness.

Why is it that women just can’t resist tainted fruit? First, Eve came along and fucked up immortality for the whole human race (thanks a lot, Satan), and then Snow White, for some reason, thought some random apple from a poorly disguised farmer would be totally wholesome and delicious. I think the lesson we’ve learned here is never to accept fruit from cartoon characters or serpents. With that womanly weakness for fruit in mind, this Apple Macbook case mod ingeniously... Continue reading