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The Love Mattress Allows You To Have Four Limbs

After a long day of work, couples like to hibernate in their dens of love, entwined in their lover’s embrace. Though a problem often arises. Where the hell do I put this arm? One arm always winds up uncomfortably contorted under your body, with dreams of amputation drifting through your brain. The Love Mattress solves this problem by adding in clever slits to the mattress, allowing excess limbs to slip between one of the joined foam slits which make up... Continue reading