As a kid, I never had any cool contraptions that shot snow at my friends. It was simply a matter of building a fort and throwing some snowballs around. Now that it’s almost 2009, it’s time to get real about shit. Get your kids this $30 Snowball Blaster. It can instantly form three round snowballs which you can then launch via a slingshot mechanism. Bag ‘em and tag ‘em, chief.
Us humans love hurting other living things. Rather it be other humans or small, cute animals, we just can’t help but shoot them with stuff. Just look at hunters, slaughterhouse workers, and Dick Cheney. It’s in our nature. With the Slingshot Pen we find a convenient way for us to kill two birds with one stone (pun definitely intended).
Not only can you write and shoot equally well with this gadget, but you can follow the shooting with a stabbing using the blunt pen. And then, you could even devise a trademark to write on your victims. — Andrew Dobrow
