My woman says she’d do anything for me. Just to prove this point, I’m thinking about whipping up my own Strap-On Chair. If she’ll act as my own personal mobile piece of furniture for me, I can just about prove that she’d do most anything for me.

I’m already filled with doubt about the subject. The last time I asked her to use a strap-on, she lived at her mother’s house for a few weeks. Strap-On Chair, apply directly to the forehead. — Andrew Dobrow

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Just be happy these Command Stools don’t say “delete” or you might be sleeping with the fishes. Designed to resemble a keyboard key, the Command Stools let you know that you have no choice but to sit. (more…)