Since you never know when an infected zombie monkey is going to escape from his cage and bite an unsuspecting experimenter, it’s always better to be safe now, than sorry (and in search of brains) later.
The Emergency Zombie Kit comes with the bare essentials for surviving a zombie onslaught. Included is a machete, for close combat, a shotgun, for multiple headshots, and extra ammo. The casing also doubles as a shield.
Here’s a chair fit for a Marshall. Alexander Reh’s chair is called Fully Loaded and features a steel frame with 12-gauge shotgun shells. Not only does it look great, but you could easily use it to defend yourself in a hostage situation. And by hostage situation, I’m talking about how you kidnapped the Domino’s guy and the police have been outside for the past two days. Keep at bay, sir.
At first look, the Golf Ball Launcher looks like an oversized badass shotgun, manned by some Rambo-esque figure. Though, with much of the tech product world, first looks can be deceiving. Despite its dangerous appearance, it is actutally a new tool for one of the less violent games. This golf ball launcher attached to this mullet-donning man’s hands is actually a new invention to pep up the game of golf.
The Launcher is capable of projecting balls (hehe we giggle at the naughtiness that could have been) from 25 to 300 yards, so no more sissy clubbing. I’d love to see the reactions of people at the golf course when you whip this thing out. And if they look at you funny? Just take aim and fire. — Andrew Dobrow
Project Page [Inventors Showcase, via Coolest Gadgets]
