Mormons beware. These sheets are not for the modest. These Cheeky Duvet Sheets reveal everything but the naughty-bits. I might as well just sleep under cellophane wrap since I sleep in the nude anyway. It’d be sort of like hiding a robbery by murdering the gas station attendant. Doesn’t make much sense. Now… if you REALLY wanna bare it all…
If you’ve already been rocking some glowing furniture, your other rooms must be feeling pretty dark and drab. Sure, you might sort of like sleeping in the dark like a normal person, but the addition of a luminous Fiber Optic Pillow and Bed Cover seems like the sort of glow we could get used to.
I don’t understand the whole Halloween color scheme, I mean, honestly, they could have picked any other two colors, sans green and red. But hey, it’s shiny and it’s cuddly. Can’t get much better than that.
Here’s an idea that seems so elementary, it’s absurd that no one thought of the idea years ago. NeatSheets. It’s a sheet with a pocket on the side. I could add a ton of adjectives and shit about how they’re “extra comfy” and what not, but let’s cut right to the nectar. Sound good? Excellent.
These sheets seem like a decent idea for those who watch a lot of TV in bed or have a lot of sex. Throw the condoms and the lube in there next to the Sony remote and you’re set.
